Random Acts During Art School - a poem

"Random Acts"

a poem

The H has this annoying habit

Preserved for when I’m out of the house

on indulgent retreats

Such as a week-long poetry course ...

While I’m elsewhere

He’ll choose a random part of the kitchen and

Undo it

WHY?????????

To show off my slovenliness

Or his house husband-y-ness

Back at the ranch on Wednesday night, I found a herd of jars

Nineteen in total

Corralled on the bench whinnying for attention

Mine

I had foolishly demanded only the day before

‘Where are all those Pic’s peanut butter jars I keep

to re-use?’

Well there they were

In all their semi-sterilised, greasy glory

And all I could think at their finding

was

Fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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