Mad author running in permafrost with dog, June 23 |
Club Mile High Confusion
Robbie Williams Was in a Band Called Take That
Running Into Sixty
The GP called Dr Caramello like the biscuit said
When you start running you should only run one minute
then walk one minute
Otherwise you’ll get shin splints
Otherwise you might not be able to walk the next day
If
Like me you start running
Mental as anything
You’re feeling good
It’s Day #1
You manage ten minute stretches no sweat
Actually you are sweating but you’re enjoying
The sweat
You ran down to the river
So you run up
As best you can
But you puff like a pot smoker
And you have to stop frequently
To catch breath yours
You don’t stretch after your 5 km run
You’re too busy Tweeting about it!
“Thought I’d start running again. Day #1 done! All joints intact!”
You do get the chills and drink coffee instead of water
The next day you ache all over
By the afternoon you feel like you’re coming down with something
The flu, the covid, the cold so common
You’re hot in your new modal top from
Glassons made sustainably from beech leaves
You think you’ll go to bed early
But you have G & T read a chapter of Penelope Lively
You love Penelope Lively and want to be her
You cook the dinner
You look at the new running shoes you bought
high post Day #1 run
And decide to give yourself another day’s respite
In case, you know, shin splints
Then you’ll run again
Into sixty
Jane Bloomfield
from 'Collection 2023'
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